Chris’ Ranked Series: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Chris’ Ranked Series

Marvel Universe

I did it! I finally took the time to watch all of the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. Now, I’ve seen some of these films already but there were quite a few that I didn’t bother watching for the longest time and I finally took care of those.

Before I begin, I want to state that this is my list. I will not be giving scores because I actually didn’t hate any particular movie and the scores will just end up being in the way the in end. Also, there is a big portion of this list that will just be “Meh.” More or less that just means these films just sort of needed a placing. That’s what happens when you decide to rank every Marvel film available. But enough stalling. Let’s get into it. 

16. The Incredible Hulk

If it’s not this one, it’s definitely the next one on this list that is the least liked film of the current Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). This movie is mainly a snooze fest. While the ending isn’t all that bad, the story and villain are just awful. On top of that, the main leads Edward and Liz are struggling to make things happen on screen. Though their chemistry does work. You do feel the romance between the two but it’s not enough to save this film from being at the bottom of the list.

15. Iron Man 2

I will talk about this with the other films and after the countdown but the Iron Man series is very “Meh” with me and Iron Man 2 did nothing to change my opinion. The movie drags it’s feet for a very long time until something happens and when something does occur, it’s basically irrelevant. The villain was obnoxious. The plot was there to fill up time. And Robert Downey Jr seemed bored. 

The film could’ve helped itself out if the would’ve stuck with Ivan as the main villain but they wasted him every chance they got. Just a total waste of a film really.

14. The Avengers

This is going to sound strange… Maybe even Dr. Strange…. Yeah, not funny. But this movie didn’t really do anything for me. Sure, there’s a bunch of action but it’s all fan service. Thor fights Hulk. Hulk fights Black Widow. Iron Man and Captain America. And so on. 

While there are some great action scenes the plot is crap. The storyline is just “Let’s assemble the Avengers finally” and other basic stuff that essentially happened in the last few movies. And while Loki isn’t a bad villain he’s more or less just there. Simply put, this movie is just here.

13. Iron Man

Is it wrong that I think this film is a product of it’s time? Let me explain.

At the time, when the movie came out, Marvel wasn’t looking the best. Sure, Spider-Man was a success but 3 hurt the franchise severly and the other Marvel films? Let’s just leave those alone. So when Iron Man came about, it was fresh. Light hearted. Quick, witty dialouge. And so on. It was something Marvel fans thrived for and at the time, this was the film that helped reversed Marvel’s streak of some hits and complete misses.

Now, looking back on this movie, it’s not that it’s dated necessarily, but more along the lines of it’s old in the MCU. There are way better films that came out down the line and while this movie was a “Pioneer,” it really just doesn’t do much for me a whole now. That and Tony Stark starts the wear me down after awhile.

12. Thor

I actually don’t mind Thor. I like his character, along with Loki’s, a lot. It’s the surrounding cast that really doesn’t do much for me.

Natalie Portman is fine but not used all that well. The old guy is just “Crazy old guy.” And Kat Dennings…. Okay, I don’t hate her in this film but I totally get why people don’t like her all that much.

My enjoyment comes from Thor and Loki. You can tell these two are having a ton of fun on screen and it really translates to the auideince.

11. Thor: The Dark World

This one is slighty better than the original and that’s mainly because Loki is so prominent throughout. Kat is more annoying this time around but you learn to ignore her and Natalie, come on man. She’s a genius, at least she’s supposed to be one, fucking write her character with more interesting stuff than “I’m going to say science stuff to sound really smart and then basically get pushed aside while Thor does his thing.” The other female leads in these movies generally have something to do, other than Liz, why not take advantage of Natalie’s character? Come on guys. Not cool.

10. The Avengers: Age Of Ultron

So this has the better villain than the first one. That and the script is better in my opinion. Instead of the whole fan service deal, there’s more focus on bettering the group and working as a team. Which is so much more interesting to watch…. Even if it’s not executed the best but it’s still better than the first entry of this series.

9. Captain America: Civil War

Did you like watching the Avengers fight each other? You do?! You’re in luck because that’s this whole movie in a nutshell. 
Look, there’s some story line about this villain and Iron Man vs. Bucky and some other shit but that’s not why you’re really here. You’re here to see our super heros fight. 

Honestly, this film is really good but it’s one of those that once you’ve seen it once, you don’t really need to watch it again. It’s more or less filler. Good filler but nothing more than that.

8. Dr. Strange

If the villain was any good what so ever, this movie could move up the list but as of right now, 8 seems fitting. 

Benedict Cumberbatch is great in this film, the CGI is top notch, and the story is really solid. But we’ve seen this arc before. It’s basically Iron Man but more arrogant. If you could believe that. Still really good but definitely not one I look forward to watching over and over.

7. Iron Man 3

Best villain in all of the Iron Man series. Not like that was really hard to beat though.
This Iron Man has some snooze moments but it’s mainly just fun. You get to see Gwyneth kick some ass. Iron Man is in a good mood. And the action is fun. The ending really helps make this film come alive too. The only reason it’s not higher is because of the boring moments and when they hit, they hit hard.

6. Captain America: Winter Solider

Captain America has a good storyline to it (Other than Civil War). And Winter Soldier really adds to Chris Evan’s character. 
There is some good depth here and the action is great. Watching Black Widow and Captain America work together/grow in friendship is ton of fun and the plot is really engaging. Other than that, it’s just a solid movie all around. Can’t really complain.

5. Captain America: The First Avenger

I feel this is the best of the Captain America series because of one thing. Agent Carter…. Okay, not just because of her but she has a part in it.

Captain America is just a good triumphant story about a man who wants to do good for others but is too small to do anything. Once he gains his super power, you just start rooting for him on the spot. You want him to succeed at everything because it’s fucking America damn it and fuck them Nazis. America out!

Oh and Agent Carter, possibly the best female lead? I’ll get there in a second.

4. Ant-Man

Surprised? Me too.

To be honest, this a just good story of a man down on his luck. Sure, he put himself there but he’s doing what he can to get back on top. Paul Rudd is excellent in this role and other than the villain being the weakest part, the movie really grabs me. I don’t know whether it’s the action or the comedy or the friendships built but this film really took ahold of me the first time I saw and that feeling didn’t leave upon the second viewing either.

3. Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spider-Man is my favorite super hero. So judge me if you must.

I don’t read the comics but judging by all of the Spider-Man movies I’ve seen, Tom Holland is the best version by far. The villain, Micheal Keaton, is actually fantastic. And this film really did a great job of sort of reintroducing Spider-Man but also realizing we’ve all seen this reboot done before. 
This movie really hit home for me and I can’t give anything lower than a 3 on this list.

2. Guardians Of The Galaxy 2

Did you see this coming any? I know I didn’t at first.

I’ll dive a little more into it in a second but this movie is good. I reviewed when it came out and I didn’t give it the best score. It was the second time through that it all really made sense to me. I made an error that day for sure.

I still stand behind my original thoughts on parts of the film but what I missed was the friendship and teamwork that was built on screen and towards us, the audience.

When it comes to Marvel movies, this one really ranks high amongst them. It’s possible that I’m overrating this film a ton but it really tugged at my heart strings in the right moments and I just can’t let that go of that feeling I get when I see these guys on screen.

1. Guardians Of The Galaxy

This was a surprise hit when it came out and it’s stuck with me ever since.

First, villain sucks. I know. Done. Second, I love this movie and I would watch it the most times out of all these films. Because that’s what you’re really doing when you make one of these lists. You’re asking yourself “What movie would I watch over and over again?” And for me, it’s this one. 

I will admit, it’s probably not perfect. Or tightly written. Or whatever garbage you want to say about it. But it’s just fun from start to end. The characters are loveable. The acting is really good. And the action is great. Sure, it has it’s flaws but it always grabs at my heart for some reason. The emotional moments really hit home and that really makes the film connect with me as a whole. 
Guardians Of The Galaxy is just film that will never leave my mind and I’m so glad I saw it.

Best Female Leads

A lot of these movies have female leads that are sort of/are romantic leads. So I thought it would be fun to rank them accordingly. This list is based on how useful they are in the fighting or how useful they are on the sidelines. Because love can used for more than war.

Liz Taylor (Betty Ross)

If there’s one thing you can’t take away from Betty is that she does love Bruce. Thing is, she gets more shafted than Jane (Thor) does. Betty is more or less just there to hold Bruce, and while that’s fine, they don’t give her anything  to do and that’s just really sad. Potential wasted. 

Natalie Portman (Jane Foster)

Same problem as Betty but she does get to do a little more in these films. Not much but it’s at least something.

Rachel McAdams (Christine Palmer)

The thing here is Christine hasn’t had her chance to really shine yet. She’s a doctor so she does have a great chance to contribute. The one thing she is really able to contribute is her love and affection towards Dr. Strange. Well, maybe she’s not totally in love with him anymore but you can tell she has great deal of well being towards him and he can really use that from time to time.

Evangeline Lilly (Hope Van Dyne)

Playing off of Paul Rudd, Hope gets to have a lot fun in her role. Unfortunately she gets the same treatment as Christine. But Hope will be heavily apart of the next Ant-Man film so that should help a ton.

Hayley Atwell (Agent Carter)

Now, in the movie she’s a bit under used but she does have her own TV show. I never got around to viewing it but if you have your own show you’re already better than the other four by default. Also, she’s just badass in the short few moments she has on screen.

Zoe Saldana (Gamora)

One green girl I’d never fuck with. She’s brutal, strong and holds her own just fine. Her romance with Star-Lord is a bit weak but her skills are tremendous on their own.

Scarlett Johansen (Black Widow)

So she should get the top spot, right? Well she’s missing one thing and that’s the love aspect. While she can kick anyone’s ass on this list with ease, she just doesn’t have great chemistry with her partner Bruce. Black Widow is best left alone. Unless you really think this Bruce thing needs to go somewhere, then by all means, go ahead.

Gwyneth Paltrow (Pepper Pots)

Maybe Pepper can’t kick ass consistently but oh my God does she do everything for Tony and then some. She runs his company. She deals with his arrogance. Hell, at one point, she has a power to melt things and she totally attacks the villain in Iron Man 3. She does everything. Pepper really is a role model and should be looked up to as strong influence amongst, not just girls, but everyone in general. Now if she was a trained soldier, she’d probably be unbeatable.

If I left some women off, I apologize. I was mainly only targeting the main female leads in these films. Like Mary Jane hasn’t really come into the picture yet for Spider-Man so I can’t really count her but I’m sure I’ll revise this list someday. Not soon. But someday. 

Best Actor For The Role
This is going to be short. These are the actors that have done the role perfectly and you can’t seen anyone else doing them. Now what qualifies as “Perfect” varies from person to person but, at this moment, I can’t see anyone else replacing these people.

3. Tom Holland (Spider-Man)

As of right now, no one can replace the best Spider-Man in the business. But can there be problems down the line? Sure. Tom may not be able to do grown up Spider-Man but I think he deserves all the chances he can get until he proves otherwise.

2. Tom Hiddleston (Loki)

I really don’t think anyone else can step in and take over this role. It’s hard to imagine anyone else grasping the fun, decieving, role of Loki. I’m sure there might be “One person” but you go ahead and try to name them. I dare ya.

1. Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man)

Look, he’s the man that started it all and he’s the man that should finish it all. Robert is just Iron Man. Even when he plays a different role in a movie you just look and say “There’s Tony Stark.” He can never escape it and I don’t think he necessarily wants too. Robert as Iron Man forever.

I’m sure there are other roles that can’t be filled by other actors but you can name them down below. I’d love to see them.

Best Series

This is the final section. Here I’m ranking each super hero with more than one film to their name. And while there are sequels to be made still, I’m just going by what’s out there now.

Iron Man

Sadly, I just didn’t get into this franchise. As you can tell by my rankings, none of the films are that high to begin with. Tony Stark just isn’t my favorite character of the bunch and he just doesn’t click with me as a whole. Add in the slower moments of these films and you’ve got the “Worst” series of all the Marvel movies at the bottom of the list. (Even though two of the three films really aren’t that bad).

The Avengers

I’m going to go ahead and count these because there are way more to come and it does contain super heroes. 

The movies just don’t do a whole lot for me. There are a lot of fun parts to them but the substance is so so. If these were never made, I don’t think I’d mind it. And while this series is going to get better, it just has too, it’s just not the greatest as of right now.

Thor

Thor and Loki make this franchise for me. And early reports are saying Ragnarok will be good. 

Even though there’s a lot you can complain about, I just like Thor and Loki. You never know what Loki is going to do next and Thor is charismatic. These two are a ton of fun to watch on screen and I can’t wait to see more.

Captain America

This may have the best overall story of the current series available, but Civil War is what makes this come in at second.
The first film is really good. Possibly the best of the whole first phase. The second is just as good, some even think better, than the first. And third, eh. It’s fun but it just seems to be there for no reason other than to create “Controversy.” 

It’s a solid series, but it can’t beat the next one on the list.

Guardians Of The Galaxy

Well, if they’re 1, 2 on my overall list, how can’t I think they’re the best series?

Look, these movies give you everything. Great comedy, good friendship, a lack of other Avengers, a decent villain (Second one), and one hell of a ride at the theater. 
These films are awesome. Now I just hope they don’t mess this up. Because they probably will. But I hope not.

And that concludes my rankings. I could do villains but really it comes down to Vulture (Micheal Keaton, Spider-man) as the best evil guy. He’s relatable and Micheal just knocks it out of the park with his acting. Sure, there are others that aren’t awful but they’re more or less forgettable and not really worth the time to rank them.

If you think my list is wrong, go ahead and complain in the comment section below. I’ve got time to rebuttal your argument just to prove that you’re wrong. (Okay, no one is wrong. Unless you put The Incredible Hulk first. Then you’re just out of line).

As usual, thanks for reading!

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Chris’ Movie Review: Blade Runner 2049

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Blade Runner 2049

Rating: 6/10 (Fine)

Recommendation: Redbox It

My “Plot Summary” is going to be off track to those who have seen this movie already. To be honest, it’s really hard to describe this film but I did my best.

Also, I’ve never seen the first Blade Runner. So take what you will from that.

Blade Runner 2049 stars Ryan Gosling (Officer K), Harrison Ford (Rick Deckard), Ana De Armis (Joi), Robin Wright (LT. Joshi), Sylvia Hoeks (Luv), and Jared Leto (Niander Wallace).

Plot Summary

The year is 2049. Officer K is a Blade Runner in that he kills older models of his own kind. But Officer K keeps having this recurring memory that he was a child and he begins to search for the truth behind this memory.

Review

Blade Runner 2049 is a movie that basically has two scores for me. The first half is a 3-4 and the second is a 6-7. This is one of those rare instances where the ending hour or so really made up for the rest of the film. And I’ll try to explain it down below.

For starters, the movie is painfully, painfully slow. There is a lot of “Nothing” that happens for a very long time. That isn’t to say that there isn’t anything going on but it feels like the film is dragging on purpose. There are a ton of visuals to look at but there is hardly any substance of note other than a “Fake out” in the plot which almost renders the motivation of the story pointless for the main character.

The Ryan Gosling’s character is sort of a snooze. Officer K is the main protagonist throughout but he doesn’t provide a lot of emotion. Which yes, he is an Android of sorts, but there’s nothing for us to do with this character. Eventally he does become more emotional to situations but in the beginning, he struggles to connect with the audience in any sort of a way. (Unless he did with you, then by all means, take what you will).

The dialogue is very light in the first hour and half or so. Going back to the first paragraph, the conversations don’t really add up to more than “Go here. Did he do this? Investigate that.” And so on. Other than a meaningful conversation every 15 minutes or so, there just isn’t anything grab ahold of and take to heart… But then the final hour comes and everything completely changes.

Once Ryan meets Harrison, it’s a totally different film. The action picks up. The dialogue is intriguing. The characters have meaning. The visuals are enhanced. It’s just a completely different movie.

The acting in this section is upped a few levels too. Everyone starts to put in a ton more effort and emotion to help us connect with the characters on screen. The film becomes more of a joy to watch rather a slug fest of “I can’t wait to go do something else.”

Now the best part of all of this is the plot becomes a ton of fun. It takes everything from the first half that you know and throws it out the window to provide twists and turns that intrigue you. You actually start to wake up from your sort of nap to see what’s going to happen next. It’s just a totally different movie. I can’t explain it any other way.

Lastly, if I seem vague on the “Good parts” it’s because I don’t know how to describe it. I’m an average person and when it comes to deeper meaning films, I tend to struggle on what to say. I don’t generally analyze the message behind the story. Mainly because I don’t think that deeply about the plot at I’m viewing it. So yes, the good stuff is vague but if you’ve followed up to this point, you know I’m not that great at reviewing to begin with. That’s why it’s called Brotherhood Of Okay Reviews.

Overall

Blade Runner 2049 is a movie that I don’t think I ever want to watch again. The first half is too slow to actually warrant a second viewing. But, then again, the second is so good. I’m really torn.

The film dies in the first half. The characters aren’t interesting from the start. And the plot/dialogue is almost meaningless after the second half begins. But the second part is completely different. The acting gets turned up a notch. And the twist and turns are fun to experience.

I’ll finally make a decision, no I would not watch this movie again any time soon. Maybe I would take a look a few years down the line though…. Maybe.

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Chris’ Movie Review: American Made

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American Made

Rating: 5/10 (Average)

Recommendation: Skip It

I wasn’t really wanting to see this film to be honest. I sort of knew how everything was going to be played out, except the ending, and I wasn’t really looking forward to viewing it…. I was right about my instincts.

Oh and this is all based on a true story. Keep that in mind as you read the review.

American Made stars Tom Cruise (Barry Seal), Domhnall Gleeson (Schafer), and Sarah Wright (Lucy Beal).

Plot Summary

Barry Seal is a pilot for the TWA. He’s great at what he does but he’s looking for something more. So one day, the CIA shows up and offers Barry a chance to work for them. After some thought, Barry joins in and starts helping them.

Review

American Made is a movie that falls along the lines of “Fast paced, half ass told story.” Everything flies by at a high rate of speed that when you go back to think about the film as a whole, you just sort of forget what you just saw.

For starters, Tom Cruise is fun. Tom Cruise really makes this movie appealing to watch because of how his character is charismatic, adventurous, and somewhat deviant. Tom helps keep the film together as it transitions from scene to scene. And you’re really thankful he’s around holding the movie together because if he wasn’t, this project would’ve fallen apart right from the start.

The issue with fast story telling is that the film feels like it’s always missing something. The timelines sort of just happen and you tend to feel lost throughout because you don’t know what day, month, or year it is. You don’t know how long this character has been going through certain situations. And so on. It’s not too say fast pace story telling can’t work. But when you have an extensive amount of characters and very important people to cover, it doesn’t feel like the movie is doing them any justice what so ever.

Another point that’s bothersome is the tone of this film. It’s a very light hearted movie from start to finish but, spoiler, Barry dies. This raises questions about the research of the history behind these people. Did they, the family members, think it was funny after awhile? Was this movie too serious and the studio demanded it to be changed? Was the director oblivious to the whole situation? Was this film just a straight cash grab?

Fun, light hearted stories work well, for the most part, but when the main person actually died in real life, you have to wonder what was the reason for this pick in tone? Maybe Barry was very much like how this movie portrayed him but if he wasn’t, this film should piss off the living members close to him and insult anyone who really knows what happened.

Lastly, there were some genuinely funny scenes in this movie. Even though the film may offend the living family members or is inaccurate with some of its information, there were scenes that just got me to laugh really hard. And that’s too be expected, at least once, with fast paced story telling. You would hope they would at least get that right.
Overall

American Made is a movie that might offend people who know the true history behind the real Barry Seal. But for those who don’t, it’s a 2 hour film that just flies through it’s scenes and leaves almost no impact other than a laugh or two.

The tone of the movie is probably wrong and bothersome. The plot is forgettable as soon as you watch it. And the acting varies from really good to very mediocre. But Tom is really fun. There are some funny scenes. And the light hearted feel will give pleasure to those who really, really want to see it.

This film isn’t going to blow anyone away. It might get a few people to say “That was really good.” But it’s more or less something that will be overlooked within a month. Well maybe a week because Blade Runner 2049 comes out this Friday.

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Chris’ Movie Review: The Kingsman: The Golden Circle

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The Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Rating: 7/10 (Satisfying)

Recommendation: Pay The 8

Yes! We’ve got a sequel! The wait was long but we’ve finally been graced with a continuation with some of our favorite characters. And for the most part, it was worth it.

The Kingsman: The Golden Circle stars Taron Egerton (Eggsy), Colin Firth (Harry), Julianne Moore (Poppy), Mark Strong (Merlin), Halle Berry (Ginger), Channing Tatum (Statesman Secret Agent), and Jeff Bridges (Head Of Statesman).

Plot Summary

It’s about a year, or so, after the last film’s events. Eggsy runs into Charlie, a person who didn’t make the cut for the Kingsman. Charlie attacks Eggsy and all out battle scene happens.

Eggsy survives but a crucial mistake is made and the Kingsman organization is blown to pieces by Poppy. Being essentially alone, Eggsy and Merlin have to re-establish the Kingsman, kick Poppy’s ass, and learn t cooperate with the Statesman.

Review

The Kingsman: The Golden Circle is a movie that’s been highly anticipated by me since I saw the first preview. My heart was filled with joy upon viewing that trailer and I couldn’t wait to see this film…. Issue is, I think my expectations were a little too high.

For starters, the actions scene are fucking phenomenal once again. Matthew Vaughn really knows how to get the best of each shot in these movies. The fighting is crisp, well shot, and the CGI doesn’t look out of place. Each scene attracts your attention and you can’t look away because you’re in “Awe” of what is happening on screen.

The acting is pretty well done yet again from this crew. Taron is someone I didn’t know until these films came out and he’s definitley made a name for himself. Mark Strong is beyond wonderful in his role. And everyone is above average…. Except Elton. Look, I’m not really sure why Elton John was in this movie. HIs role didn’t make sense considering the part he played and he just can’t act. He maybe one of my favorite artists but he needs to really stick to singing. Speaking of not making any sense.

The plot is forgettable. When I write out my “Plot Summary” I try to give an idea of what the film is about and I honestly had a difficult time trying to put this movie into words. The story is very vague and it feels like it wants to go in fifty different directions at all times. It eventally settles on one plot line but by that point, you’ve already zoned out story wise.

Another hit is Julianne Moore as the villain. This may not be fair to her but she couldn’t live up to Samuel L. Jackson’s role in the previous film. Her plans are very vague to start with. It’s hard to recall what she was actually trying to accomplish. Her character isn’t bad though. She has a nice layout of this woman who wants to live in her favorite era, the 50’s, she’s a drug lord, and she wants to simply be noticed. But beyond that, she’s not really developed or have enough charisma to keep you invested in what she’s doing. It’s shame they didn’t flesh her out more like they did for Samuel.

Another issue is the sidekick for the villain. Yes, there are some really cool attributes but there’s not enough that keeps them interesting. For instance, in the first film, Samuel had a girl who had knives has her feet and she was a martial arts expert. In the sequel, you’ve got Charlie as the sidekick to the villain and he has a robotic arm. That’s about it. Sure he can fight and those scenes are fun but it never felt like he actually had a chance to win. Unlike the girl with knives for feet in the previous installment.

There are way too many callbacks. Maybe it’s because I watched the first movie last week the be up to date with what’s going on but these callbacks really drag the pacing of the film down. It takes a 2 hour and 20 minute film and makes it feel like it’s 4 hours. The movie could’ve really done a lot better without these scenes and focus on other aspects such as developing Julianne Moore’s character and so on.

Lastly, Harry being alive was a dumb reveal in the trailer. Going into this film, we should’ve not known about Harry. It would’ve provided a huge amount of shock and create a great deal of interest for the audience. Now I understand why they showed him in the trailer because it’s been awhile since the first movie. They wanted to get people to comeback and figure out how he survived a gun shot to the head but it was still an awful decision on their part to spoil such a great reveal like that. It would’ve made the plot a lot more interesting at least.

Overall

The Kingsman: The Golden Circle is a movie full of issues but it’s still really awesome to watch. There are moments where you’ll get bored here and there but once an action scenes hits, you’ll be leaning forward in your seat again because of how good it looks. It’s just one of those films where the plot doesn’t really matter all that much.

The villain motivations are weak. The pacing is dreadful at times. And the plot is super forgettable. But the acting is solid. (Except you Elton). The action is fucking fantastic. And the movie has a good sense of self awarness still.

The best way to put it is if you liked the first one, you’ll like this one. It’s essentially the same movie with different characters. Except a tad worse.

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Chris’ Movie Review: Mother!

Chris’ Movie Review

Mother!

Rating: 8/10 (Good)

Recommendation: Pay The 8 (With Caution)

Wow! Don’t believe that ads. This is not a horror film. Even though the previews sort of gives that feeling that it is, it’s not. So stay away if that’s what you’re looking for.

Mother stars Jennifer Lawrence (Mother), Javier Bardem (Him), Ed Harris (Him), and Michelle Pfeiffer (Woman).

Plot Summary

Jennifer Lawrence is living in a house with Javier Bardem. The two are married and seem well off. One day, a person shows up and Javier let’s him stay. Jennifer is reluctant but goes along with it. Eventually the man who is staying with has his wife stop by and things seem to get crazier from there.

Review

Mother! is a movie that needs to be seen at least a second time to fully understand it’s meaning. There is so much going on here that I doubt I’ll be able to do this film justice with this review but I’ll try.

For starters, Jennifer and Javier are amazing…as usual. The two really hit it off and have good chemistry with each other. Jennifer is the lead character and she really takes ahold of this movie. She’s a tremedous actor. Maybe she’s not your favorite or you think she puts to much emotion into scenes from time to time but she’s really great in my opinion. And Javier plays off of her so well. He takes command when needed and really brings a whole different perspective throughout that totally contrasts Jennifer in an unique way.

The pacing of the film can be a bit slow at times. The plot meanders around from time to time and the movie does become a bit stale but the reason it’s so slow is so you can really get a feel for what Jennifer is going through. You get a chance to look at everything and examine it. You get a breather when it’s really needed…. Except for the very end.

The camera work is interesting in this film. On one hand, there are a lot of close ups to the actor’s faces. This provides a “Horror” like element to movie, even though it’s not a part of that genre in anyway. But it also gives us, the audience the same sense of confusion that Jennifer is going through. She doesn’t know what’s really going on and neither do we. And the camera angles really provide that “Lost feeling” as we’re witnessing what’s going on screen. But now, the tough stuff to go over.

This film is a metaphor for a bunch of things. Each character represents something and I couldn’t even begin to tell you what. There are images that will strike intrigue with you and then there are images that will haunt you. As one reviewer puts it “This movie has a lot of biblical interpretation to it.” And I can definitley see that. I noticed aspects but I wasn’t able to put it altogether this time through.

Now, I think this film is going to turn a lot of people away. At first, I was even like “What’s going on?” I kept sticking with it because I wanted to know more. I wanted a conclusion but from what I could tell with the people I was with, they seemed more displeased/baffled than interested. And this brings up a debate. Should you see it or not?

I’m torn with this question because on one hand, there’s so much interesting stuff going on that it should be seen at least once. But on the other, this film might be a turn off for the general public. It’s ultimatley up to you but I challenge you to try this movie out. Just be ready for conversations with yourself and others when you’re done.

Overall

Mother! is movie that sparks a conversation. Whether it’s a good one or bad one, the film demands respect from it’s viewers to at least talk about it. It will bring up a ton debate and controversy but it’s all worth it in the end.

The movie can be slow from time to time. The close ups can be a tad annoying. And the ending is sort of rushed. But the acting is superb. The images are very fascinating. And the debate that comes from this film alone is worth trying once.

This film may not actually be “Good” but it’s going to take at least a second viewing from me to determine that. In the meantime, take a risk, you might surprise yourself with this one.

As usual, thanks for reading!

Chris’ Movie Review: American Assassin

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American Assassin

Rating: 5/10 (Average)

Recommendation: Skip It

Second movie of the day and talk about a film that was everything I expected it to be. What’s that specifically? I’ll tell you down below.

American Assassin stars Dylan O’Brien (Mitch), Micheal Keaton (Stan), Sanaa Lathan (Irene), and Taylor Kitsch (Ghost).

Plot Summary

While on a trip, Mitch and his girlfriend are swimming in the ocean having a good time. Mitch decides to propose to his girlfriend and she says “Yes.” As he’s grabbing drinks to celebrate, terrorists come to shore and start shooting everyone down. Mitch loses the love of his life and sets out for revenge.

18 months later, Mitch meets up with Stan, and together, they go out and punch terrorists right in the face…. At least, that’s what it should’ve been.

Review

American Assassin is a movie that has action, action, action, and some kind of bullshit plot to try and keep you semi invested in between scenes where nothing is going on. It’s a “Popcorn flick” but with semi better characters than you’d normally expect.

For starters, the flim has good looking action scenes. If there’s one thing I didn’t really expect was well shot fighting scenes. The camera does get a little close up from time to time but the action is actually well defined. You can see the punches actually hit someone. That’s a major accomplishment within itself. They could’ve went cheap and blurred the scenes together but hey, if Michael Keaton is in your movie, you better actually try. Speaking of which….

Micheal Keaton is decently fun in this film. Sure, he’s not really trying but the plot isn’t either. He gives a half hearted performance and seems to really have fun with it. Dylan also has some fun with his role but he’s either trying to hard or ┬ábarely giving a shit. At times, Dylan feels like he just wants to film a scene and go back to his trailer. And in others, he seems to be enjoying himself. So it’s really half and half acting that you’re getting from these two.

Now the plot is just boring and super confusing. Other than the actual important stuff, Dylan’s girlfriend dying, they try throwing in this nuclear bomb stuff mixed with terrorists and a guy that Keaton trained a long time ago and so on. The story is kind of hard to follow because it focuses on trying to trick you rather than tell an actual cohesive story. Along with that, you just don’t care. You are there for some shooty stuff and punches to the face. The rest is irrelevant.

Another hit is the villain. Sure, he tortures Keaton but his back story is vague at best. You tend to even forget who the main two are after because he’s so forgettable. Is he the worst? No. But he’s just another character that could fill in as a Marvel villain and you wouldn’t even notice.

Overall

American Assassin is just another movie that will be forgotten within a week’s time. The plot really holds this film back from just being a fun, dumb action flick. And that’s the reason most of us showed up in the first place.

The story is boring. The villain is weak. And the plot is straight up confusing. But the action scenes are good. Keaton is fun. And the boat scene is the most memorable part of the whole shin dig.

If you take out the plot and just insert “Two guys need to stop a nuke with guns and fists.” It would’ve been so much better.

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Chris’ Movie Review: It

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It

Rating: 5/10 (Average)

Recommendation: Redbox It

It’s been a long time but I’m back! Finally, I had the chance to walk down to the theater and catch some movies. So be on the lookout for a few reviews between today and tomorrow. Now, let’s get onto It.

It stars Bill Skarsgard (Pennywise), Jaeden Lieberher (Bill), Jeremy Ray Taylor (Ben), Sophia Lillis (Beverly), Finn Wolfhard (Richie).

Plot Summary

In a small town, Deery, Maine lives a group of kids who are “Losers.” They get bullied by the older kids and mocked by others. These kids are just trying to survive school and the summer until they come across a killer clown.

Now these kids must fight off a killer clown with no help from any adults what so ever.

Review

It, from the early 90’s, is a movie that is memorable because the red balloon and clown. Now we have a reboot, because of course we do, and we’re trying to bring back fear with clowns and balloons…. Balloons…. God. Who wrote this?

For starters, the kids are great. I don’t know why there are so many good child actors but there are. These kids are able to portray emotion, friendship, and physical pain really. And on top of that, these kids have a great chemistry with one another. It almost feels like they’ve known each other for years. Even though I’m guessing they haven’t. And honestly, that is the best part of the film.

So the clown isn’t scary. It’s just sad. Look, clowns can be terrifying without trying and in this film, the clown is trying but failing miserably. The setups are okay but the clown comes in and ruins everything with a pointless jump scare. Half of his dialogue is just meh. And hell, I laughed at one point because of how silly It was. There is nothing scary about him what so ever.

Now, I don’t know if the clown is supposed to be cheesy or not. I never read the book. But if I met this clown, I don’t think I’d be terrified. Sure, I wouldn’t be able to kill it easily and then that would get to me but his antics are just silly and they don’t add up. His plans just don’t make sense in the least.

On top of everything, the previews actually helped ruined this film. They show most of the big scares and give you an idea of what will happen in each shot. This ruins a lot of the setup of each scare and intrigue throughout the movie. There is nothing that’s hidden and what is, is ruined by the clown doing a generic scare. It’s just so disappointing.

I could go on about how the movie isn’t terrifying. I could state over and over how the setup shots are so so and how the clown ruins each attempt to get you to jump out of your seat, but I won’t. I’m honestly disappointed with how this film turned out. I wasn’t expecting a masterpiece but I was expecting something good. A lot of critics were jumping all over this movie and liking it. So, I thought I might like it as well and I just couldn’t see what the hype was all about in the end.

If you want to say that my expectations were too high, you can. That may have had a slight influence but normally, I don’t let ratings affect me. If you like this movie, more power to you but as my first review in 3 weeks, I just wanted to get everything out on the table about this film. There. I’m good now.

Overall

It is a movie that didn’t get me to cover my eyes once. (If you follow me regularly, you know that’s not a good thing). There was so much potential lying around the set but none of it was used properly.

The scares are disappointing. The clown isn’t scary. And I didn’t cover my eyes. But the kids are great. The background stories are interesting. And the setting isn’t awful.

This film gets the Redbox It recommendation because there are a lot of people who will want to see it, which is fine, but it’s best to watch it home. Maybe open a few drinks and get ready to laugh along with the plot and clown. Just leave the kids out of it. They were really good.

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